The Simpsons characters
Head of the household, Homer is not the smartest guy but he does care for his family. In his time he has been a body guard, truck driver, pin monkey, day care worker, football mascot and thats just getting started. Luckily he can always go back to his trusty post as a Nuclear Safety Inspector.
Comic Book Guy
His name originates from the fact he runs a comic book store called the Android's Dungeon. He spends much time surfing the internet for Captain Janeway porn and chatting to his cyber friends. He also has a sizeable collection of illegal videos.