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| Family Guy |
| Screwed the Pooch |
Series 3, Episode 13
"Brian is unable to control his sexual urges and gets Sea Breeze pregnant."
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The family go to the zoo. Lois has a big list of things to do but Peter suggests they all run around randomly. At the park Brian sniffs another dogs butt. Back at the house Peter shows his poker face. Peter is invited out but he says he has to go with Lois to her parent’s house this weekend.
Peter tries to find some common ground. After 64 hours of reading the New Yorker he tries learning French and looking at art. Lois and Peter catch Brian looking at dog porn. Lois invites him to go to her parent’s house but he says he could do with a quite weekend at home. He comes with them after all due to Fox’s low quality programme.
Peter hangs around with Lois’s father, Mr. Puterschmit but he ruins everything. Lois gets her dad to let Peter play poker with him. Mr. Puterschmit shows Brian his prize winning dog. At the poker game there are loads of celebs including Bill Gates, what a guy. Peter is awesome at poker and helps Mr. Puterschmit win.
They go for a drive and end up on the football field looking at the stars. Bill Gates says that Peter is neat. Brian is in love with Sea Breeze and jumps on her and makes love to her. Sea Breeze is pregnant. Peter tries to go back in time and trashes the house. Meanwhile Brian rules for it with Sea Breeze.
Bill Gates tracks Brian down to the motel where he and Sea Breeze are staying. The police storm the place and Sea Breeze is taken. Peter ignores Brian by being in a air tight box but he farts and almost kills himself. Brian takes Mr. Puterschmit to court to get a right to see his kids.
Mr. Puterschmit says the Peter can join the next poker game if he testifies against Brian. But Peter is in support of Brian and tells the judge he should be allowed to see his puppies. The judge grants Brian custody but Brian has to be neutered. However Lois stopped them as the puppies aren’t his. |
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Peter: “kids, gas masks”
Brian: “Years of practice boys”
Bill Gates: “What’s a quarter?”
Brian: “Those are bad roaches”
Some guy: “I blame the schools”
Michael: “Man the people look like ants from up here”
Bill Gates: “They are ants Michael. They are ants”
Peter: “Meg’s real father’s name is”
Brian: “Stan Thompson”
Peter: “I always thought dogs laid eggs” |
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