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| Family Guy |
| And the Weiner is… |
Series 3, Episode 5
"Peter fells robbed of his manhood when he discovers Chris has a huge weiner."
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Everyone is skating on the frozen lake. Joe goes down the hill and gets un-crippled, his legs walk fine. However someone else comes down and cripples him again. Brian and Stewie are having a snowball fight but Stewie pulls out a snowball cannon and takes Brian out.
Peter challenges Chris to a race and beats him to a cone. He then spends much time rubbing it in. However Chris doesn’t get it and joins in. Meg goes in try out for Cheerleading. She is told to try out for flag girls who are all freaks.
Peter brags about how he beats Chris at everything but the guys tell him that soon Chris will start beating him. Meg arrives home and announces she is on the flag girl squad. Peter challenges Chris to sticking stuff in their head. Peter eventually wins but ends up with a fork in his lung. Neal invites Meg out be she says she is too cool. Meg tries to hang with the jocks and cheerleaders but they ignore her. That night the family turns out to see the game and watch Meg.
She leads the flag girls out but the jocks pelt her with beat. In the game Chris and Peter have a basketball game. Chris is very close to beating him but Peter distracts him by saying he and Lois are getting a divorce. They discuss how Chris will never beat him, but when they head into the steam room, Peter discovers Chris has a bigger penis than he does.
Meg says she is not going to go back to school ever again. Stewie pelts her with more meat. Peter takes away Chris’s milk, he is clearly freaked out. Stewie dreams of being a cool singer guy.
Meg tries to hang out with the cool guys and she gives them the biology test answers. Meg leaves and they say it was cool. They then go off to push the janitor knowing they can’t legally push them back. Peter stuffs his crotch with Stewie. Later Peter buys a new exotic car. However it gets compacted by a truck.
Meg tells Lois what happened and Lois tells her now is the time to get them as nobody messes with her. Peter goes into the National Gun Association building and signs up. He bys a shotgun and has Brian throw records for Peter to shoot. Chris overhears Peter calling him a freak. Lois comes into Meg’s room with blueprints of the Connie’s house so that they can get her back.
Peter is invited to go hunting. Lois tells him he was supposed to play with Chris but Peter decides to take Chris along. Chris and Peter (aka Rooster) see a bare coming towards them. Meg is socialising with them but they get her to make out with a pig and she runs from the house crying to Lois waiting outside in the car. Lois was prepared for this though and has Quagmire ready to come on to Connie.
In the wilderness the bare is about to attack Chris and Peter and Peter’s life flashes before his eyes. Chris steps in though and scares the bear off. Peter says it is amazing and that he is proud of him. Chris and Peter wake off into the woods together. |
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Quagmire: “What, did I just get laid?”
Lois: “Some women prefer them to regular sized banana’s.
Lois: “meet me at the 10 inches or less line”
Peter: “Out in the wilderness call me Rooster Cockburn”
Chris: “Go away. Stay tuned for an all new Ally McBeal” |
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